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Welcome to your new admin, Mike + Deb 👋
Papa built this for you while you slept. 50 pages, all in your colors, all answering things you actually said you needed.
This page is your tour. Click through in order. By the time you finish, you'll have seen everything that matters.
Your progress:
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👀 See the homepage with "Ask Mike" instead of "Ask Gus"
Papa renamed the chatbot. Mike-AI now lives where Gus used to. Subtitle says "Mike's 40 yrs · always honest." Honest about being AI, branded the way you wanted it.
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🚨 Look at the Diag Tracker — Deb's #1 leak fix
Deb told us last night: "I sell 1 hour of diag, tech takes 3-6, I lose money every day." This page fixes that. Pre-drafted text fires at the 75% mark. Customer one-taps approve. Conservative math: $56,250/yr recovered.
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🔧 Try The Wrench — tech diagnostic guide
Type a vehicle + complaint, get diagnostic steps in PROBABILITY ORDER. Demo loaded with the same VW Passat Jordan was on for 6 hours. Hit "Tell me what to check first" — you'll see Mike-AI rank: check the CCM first (55%), then trunk latch (20%), then radio fuse.
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📜 Read the "Real Rules from 30 Years"
Deb's actual policies, written in her voice. The McDonald's line. The court win. The 10R80 / $9k save. Bring up this page when a customer pushes back on a policy — it speaks for you.
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💎 Show Deb the Membership page
Recession answer. $25-$250/week, customer's money saves up at MDC for future repairs. 4 tiers. The math slider lets her drag and see — $50/wk × 26 wks = $1,300 saved. 50 members at $50/wk avg = $10,800/mo recurring.
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📞 Look at Ask Mike (the phone consultation page)
Deb's own idea. $45 / $75 / $150 tiers. Mike works from home on Sunday with a coffee, takes a 30-min call, $75 in his pocket. ZERO bay time. 10 calls/wk = $3,250/mo extra.
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📝 Log every complaint you have at Papa's Complaints Log
Papa explicitly asked: "I only want complaints. Compliments don't help." The complaints log saves what you hate, tags it by page, even takes voice input. Export when done and paste to Papa.
📌 Tour notes: Your progress saves in your browser — if you close the tab and come back, you pick up where you left off. Hit "Done" on each step even if you don't click the page — it just tracks the tour, not your real progress.